HEY BABES IM BACK FROM PLACING CURSES ON CHILDREN AT THE PARK

how was it? any cool curses

TURNS OUT KIDS CAN REFLECT CURSES WITH THE NINTENDO SWITCH ANYWAY I GOTTA GO PURGE SOME EVIL ENERGY

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’

‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’

U know that scene in midnight mass where Bev keane walks in on father Paul covered in blood and he’s curled in a ball looking ashamed and there’s blood everywhere and a dead man on the floor and she just sighs and goes “ok……ok.” and gets to work? That’s exactly how I feel when my cat throws up

Chicago guys are always like did you really just put ketchup on that hot dog instead of minced garlic, sesame seeds, relish, Polish sausage bits, coleslaw, frosting, pasta sauce, potato wedges, a quarter cup of chocolate chips, grilled sport peppers, celery salt, almond extract, mayo, lettuce, cheese, EXTRA ONION, a shot of malort, whole tomato, mustard, pickle spears, and a little hat from Portillo’s?